swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

by Rob October 1, 2004

splashback

1. when the water from a toilet or a urinal splashes up or out and wets your arse or shoes.

2. (metaphorical) unforeseen, unintentional, negative consequences of a person's actions.

1. John noticed a light mist on his shoes and cursed his splashback.

2. Neil realised he had incurred splashback when he recognised his girlfriend's mother as the older woman he had picked up while drunk the previous weekend.

by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

splashback

The spritzes of urine that deflect off of toilets, urinals and urinal cakes and onto the person urinating, as well has his clothes and shoes.

When I use the urinal I always aim for the side to reduce splashback.

by crace selvage September 27, 2007

swashbuckling

The occurrence of two penises coming in contact. Can be for the purpose of comparative measurement or the purpose of play. The movement generally resembles the sword fighting technique of pirates.

Curious about the status of their respective manhood , Joey and Shmoolie spent the better part of the afternoon swashbuckling.

by jeromino111 November 3, 2010

flashbacks to 'nam

When someone doesn't want to talk about something because of past experiences .

Caleb: Hey, did you know Jakes sister does heroin?

Faustas: Shut up man, I can't deal with this shit.

Caleb: Someones having flashbacks to 'nam

by scribble73 November 12, 2016

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

swashbuckler

Like a gunslinger, but with a sword, and is a Pirate.

Orlando Bloom plays quite the swashbuckler in Pirates of the Carribean

by jcurry88 May 14, 2008