sharty

related to, or having the same qualities as a shart

Randy : Aw son, we gotta bounce, i'm feeling sharty.

Victor : The roast beef po-boy?

Randy : And you know this....

by blindslug November 4, 2008

Sparty Watch

The MSU act of throwing an all night dance party at the Sparty statue during Michigan week in order to ward off the carpet munching U of M students.

"Lets go John, we need to go to Sparty Watch in order to keep those inbred University of Michigan students from fucking with the Sparty statue."

by tso40 October 14, 2011

It's Sampson, Smartypants!

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

sharty

a common name for the imageboard known as soyjak.party, basically 4chan for the adhd kids, like what 8chan used to be to 4chan except not focused on /pol/
Also host of the soyjak booru

i want more people to know about the sharty so I can contribute to its demise

by The_Dad_You_Never_Had January 22, 2023

slart

A fart that escapes during sleep, sometimes waking the slarter him(her)self.

I do love him, but his slarts may be a deal breaker, I dunno.

by Lorraine Luciano October 10, 2005

slarpy

n.
Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn.com

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

by floog July 23, 2009

gothic slart

a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....

oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!

by jonathan mc carthy February 17, 2006