ice skater

We don't perform 'tricks' or 'spinny things'. We perform jumps and spins, and we face injury quite often. It is not easy, due to contrary belief.

I just recovered from a severed artery in my arm after falling on a triple toe; my arm was skated over - it has been over two years and my arm was paralyzed.

Not so easy now, is it?

by Blaike May 24, 2005

skater Girl

ok a Skater Girl is a girl who has skated, really skated, and can ACTUALLY do tricks. I am sick of guys say that chicks cant skate. i am 15 and ive skated for about 7 years and when i wear Almost and Emerica. i get called a poser, that pisses me off. Some skater girls can ACTUALLY skateboard, so not all chicks that wear "skater" cloths are posers, so those dicks(guys) that say that need to come to florida and ill play them in a game of skate then u can judge. And those skater chicks that hang out with skater guys JUST cause they are hot, you girls can go jump of a 3 story building and land on your fake face. :)

Skater CHick: Hey lets go to 688.
Other skater girl: Yeah i heard thers a lot of hot guys there.
Skater Chick: Dude, can you even do an ollie?
Other Skater Girl: a what?
Skater Chick: Fuck off, ill go by myself

by TruSkaterChick4life June 11, 2006

skater mouse

Polite, unoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: This security guard called me a skater rat the other day!
Jelly: Your not a skater rat. Your a skater mouse!
Josh: Thanks...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

SkaterPoser

A dick who stands around at a skate park or walks around with a skateboard to make them,selves look cool, but cant skate.
They also insult people who can acutaly sk8.
Note: Beginer Skaters who are just learning are not pores

Skater tries to do a 720 triple 360 flip of a 10 foot ramp but falls on the landing.
SkaterPoser: hahaha lol i can do that so easy man u fail
Skater: so do it
poser: um my board is at home.
skater: its in ur hand

poser runs off in shame
skater: fag...

by sk84erlife October 17, 2011

SkaterVision

That one mobile carry god on roblox, legit absolute fucking legend. This dude went fucking 70-30 one time in a raid on mobile, respect.

SkaterVision isn't gay

by Bobby miller man boy June 16, 2019

skater girl

a girl who skates and is totally underestimated by guys. usually hangs out with a group of guys, and she usually has no idea, but they are all in love with her. and when challengeng to a skate comp. she will kick the dude's ass who challeneged her. not to be mixed up with sk8r grrl. i sk8r grrl is someone who owns a skateboard, and carries it around with her, listning and dressing like avril lavigne. real skater girls are usually very tough.

sk8r grrl: (singing to avril lavigne sk8r boi) he was a sk8r boi, she said see ya l8r boi he wasn't good..
skater girl: what the hell are you singing?
sk8r grrl: skater boi, i live and breath skate
skater girl: go over ther and do an ollie.
sk8r girl:ok, skate or die!!! (walks over and steps on the board, then falls on her ass)
skater girl:shame

by rachel . December 27, 2006

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008