asexual simulation

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.
Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.
by stargate20 November 28, 2016
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russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.
Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!
by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020
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Flirt Simulator

A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.
Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.
by Philosoraptor1969 October 15, 2021
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Smoking simulator

Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.
I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game
by Game mode 0 July 24, 2018
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slavery simulator

Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days

Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death
Hey bro want to play some slavery simulator”

Bro was never seen again
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
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hentai simulator

Games like overwatch where most of the community is made up of porn fanatics
Becky:Did you here about that new hentai simulator?

John:No what is it?

Becky:Overwatch

John:I'll check it out
by Spydter November 06, 2017
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