Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021

Reverse-simping

The act of putting yourself down or devaluing yourself for the sole purpose of others complimenting and uplifting you.

That beautiful girl just called herself ugly again, she needs to stop reverse-simping!

by Itshimagain March 19, 2020

Friendly Simping

Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.

-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—

When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone

by Shmup May 6, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020

Like Simping

'Like simping' is the action of simping by liking all of one's posts

Why are you like simping your ex?

by Dekashi March 16, 2021

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks

That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

by Joe Swift January 31, 2008

Pre-Simpin

When you crush on a girl that you haven't even been introduced to yet.

Pete: I think I really like her.
Tony: All Pete got was this girls name and he's already pre-simpin.

by JDub2901 January 23, 2010