shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwaldo

1) a person who is not very shwah at at all; the opposite of shwah
2) a person who sit's on their fat ass all day, drinks way too much, and gets pleasure from yelling at kids

hey Frank! good job doing nothing at practice today, you shwaldo!

by bobbysags May 20, 2008

Shtalker

A cat that won't stop following you around.

This cat! He won't leave me alone!" (to cat) "Stop shtalking me, you little shtalker!

by Quitty August 25, 2010

shwale

The offspring of a male shark and a female whale, not to be confused with a whark, the offspring of a male whale and a female shark

That there ain't no whark. That's a shwale!

by waterboy01270 October 27, 2010

Shwankle

a device used to enlarge you penis by 85 percent.

dude pass me that shankle.
hey man its my turn with the shwankle.
stop hogging the shwankle!

by jebidiah1212 November 4, 2010

shwaak

anything, everything, nothing, something. whatever you want, whatever you hate, whatever you love, just whatever.

this is shwaak. i shwaak you. shwaak shwaak shwaak.

by shwaak909 June 15, 2011