Whark
The offspring of a male whale and a female shark. Not to be confused with Shwale, the offspring of a male shark and a female whale.
Whark by waterboy01270 October 23, 2010
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A mythological creature with a massive dorsal fin that runs the entire length of its body, flukes that propel it through the water with vertical movements like a whale, and two massive tusks jutting forward from either side of its lower jaw.
Revered by the Rivenese as a creature of immeasurable power and strength, the whark is also a symbolic representation of the will and influence of Gehn, the self-proclaimed god of the Fifth Age. Countless whark tusks are used ceremoniously to flaunt Gehn's absolute authority, and being dropped into a lake to be devoured by wharks was a common fate for those who incurred Gehn's wrath.
Revered by the Rivenese as a creature of immeasurable power and strength, the whark is also a symbolic representation of the will and influence of Gehn, the self-proclaimed god of the Fifth Age. Countless whark tusks are used ceremoniously to flaunt Gehn's absolute authority, and being dropped into a lake to be devoured by wharks was a common fate for those who incurred Gehn's wrath.
"Gehn must have killed thousands of wharks to have encircled the entirety of Plateau Island with their tusks!"
"Don't summon the whark too frequently without feeding it, or it's bound to get angry."
"Don't summon the whark too frequently without feeding it, or it's bound to get angry."
whark by DeathMagus March 11, 2009
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whark
whark:
1) to vomit noisily or violently
2) the somewhat alarming sound that a house pet, such as a dog or cat, may produce in preparation to puking up half-digested mouse parts on the sofa
1) to vomit noisily or violently
2) the somewhat alarming sound that a house pet, such as a dog or cat, may produce in preparation to puking up half-digested mouse parts on the sofa
Def. 1--He got so drunk he wharked all over the backseat of the car on the way home.
Def. 2--The cat is wharking! Move her before she can puke on the chair!
Def. 2--The cat is wharking! Move her before she can puke on the chair!
whark by opusbowtie November 10, 2008
outta-whack-back quack
You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.
outta-whack-back quack by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012
Whackateer
Members of volunteer fire companies that can't differentiate themselves regarding whacker vs. true volunteers . Whackateering is the art of pretending you're important , in-charge or even liked as a matter of fact. Wackateers thrive off the pretense of a true, passionate volunteer. How to spot a whackateer one may ask? Simple-just look for someone dressed in turn out gear, ear to the portable pretending to know what's being communicated and appears to be under the impression that they're in charge or have a clue. Other words , appear dumbfounded and confused . Often they will have a fisher price walkie talkie and flashlights giving orders to 7 yr olds at the local playgrounds. Be weary of these nut jobs
whackateer poser grey squirrel fire Marshall bill why is he on the fire engine! "Oh, he's our new whackateer!"
Whackateer by Somebody said what ? January 17, 2013
Whacker Radio
The radio frequency by which Fire, EMS and local police are dispatched and operate on. Most often run by the county to cover Fire, EMS and police dispatch on a county wide system. Named the Whacker Radio because a Whacker will listen to these broadcasts on his\her scanner or two way radio, often at a volume where everyone around them can hear every word.
(Inside a medical transport ambulance)
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!
Whacker Radio by Jay Dog February 2, 2010