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Nicholas Shorter

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch
Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.
by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018
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Sorcerer's Stain

A facial or body shot where the ejaculate resembles the lighting-bolt-ish scar on Harry Potter's forehead.
"So on the eve of yester-nie, I started a small fire in Hermione's goblet...long story short, I sorcerer's stained that witch."
by Wildabeaf September 9, 2008
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Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is were you either buzz kill something or you have bagelled something or you are a failure.

shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing
shortbreading it
lame shortbread kryptonite fuck
shortbreaded
you shortbread
your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame
by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010
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smarterer

you are so smarterer
by bobandjeff August 17, 2016
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Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.
Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?
by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017
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sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.
my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.
by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011
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Number sorcerer

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no number sorcerer, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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