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shoping

the act of rocking so hard, one causes an earthquake. Shoping is being so metal that magnets suddenly loose their attraction. The mere thought of shoping makes panties drop and iron levels to rise.
dude I was shoping this chick last night and suddenly the roof caved in.
by arieled May 12, 2010
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shodan

Shodan is the best boss ever. The only reason I killed her so fast is because I was ranked 6 in energy weapons with the best energy weapon available (the EMP rifle) and it was on overshot mode.Plus I was a master hacker so I could easily hack intto the security terminals created within Shodan's seat of power. The person who said she sucked never played the game and likes putting his FDNY firefighter game up his ass.
5h0d@n > 411
by Soldier-G4561LL4 April 27, 2004
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Shoepants

Pants of any style, complete with attached socks and shoes. For quick and easy dressing. Or when evading your neighbors husband when found in bed with thy spouse/partner.
I cant believe your dad chased me down the street, thank god for my shoepants.
by BobSPOObob February 3, 2010
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shpanflah

The word used to define an erection in front of mixed company.
I got a shpanflah when Caitlin flashed me
by ankleslapper May 9, 2011
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shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.
Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.
by The McClapski March 1, 2017
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shoponts

Where one literally shits their pants
Bro i saw her hairy pussy and i shopontsed
by Justin Mfn Miller May 2, 2018
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An actress who's full of shit. Some people really did get ass whoopings on a regular basis from their fathers growing up.
The shopnow feng shui bracelet actress wants to try and prove that females are now getting ass whoopings from their fathers to support her claims of females having harder lives throughout history, and that they've faced more atrocities than males. Her father really treated her like a JAP (Jewish American Princess), ask the people that knew her best in life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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