by Moraku February 18, 2004
Get the Samutz mug.The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.
In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.
In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.
I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz
by Enriad March 4, 2011
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A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.
Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.
by nerdfrog October 14, 2010
Get the Schmutzy mug.by Sho-lizzle December 9, 2007
Get the shmuzlebob mug.to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.
Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!
It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.
It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.
by The Bliddler December 9, 2009
Get the schmutzick mug.A person who has the inability to enjoy things of actual value. Their favorite hobbies may include taking selfies, mindlessly playing on the internet, spending all of their hard earned money on worthless cat shirts and anything else in that pointless ballpark.
"Why is Dan such a scmutz all of the time?" remarked Roger.
"Probably because he only spends his time taking selfies," replied Steve.
"It's gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish.........blub"
"Probably because he only spends his time taking selfies," replied Steve.
"It's gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish.........blub"
by wazzanagga September 5, 2015
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