schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.

"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."

by Freddie Green February 22, 2017

shmonga

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020

Schmooglestein

A word used to describe love and affection for a special girl named Amrit

I love you so much SCHMOOGLESTEIN, I love you sooooo maaaaach

by Flairjordan23 April 23, 2022

Shmoofy

A derogatory nickname used to refer to a pedophilic individual. Commonly associated with a large bunda.

Dino - "Bro did you hear what happened at the party last night?"

Gamerguy579189 - "What happened?"

Dino - "This guy was being a shmoofy and touched Anand's bunda..."

Gamerguy579189 - "What a shmoofy"

by Yawnseef July 1, 2022

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023

shmogle

another term for smoke that comes from the dragon's lair. Also it can mean non sense said when bored.

I saw the shmogle coming out of the cave behind the valley

by xavia January 2, 2007

Shmoonism

An adjective used to describe the act of spending your parent's money or entire paycheck on anything you don't need in a matter of two days or less, typically a weekend. Another example of this would include spending any and all money that should be used for bills at a bar, or even multiple bars. Generally, most money would be spent on bottles of Coors Light and multiple packs of Marlboro Lights. Also, to be a "schmoon" move, the person has to lie about where they spent/got all their money.

Driving home to get $200 in bill money from your parents, then spending it all that weekend on a Brewer's game and a couple trips to the bar. Total shmoonism

Going to the grocery store three times in one night, to get a total of five sodas that cost 25 cents a piece.

by Dank Chopper May 13, 2008