shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

Wesley Sheffer

A former kicker who constantly screams “on the hop” at you and calls all go’s every play

Oh shit Wesley Sheffer is coming we better run on the hop

by MediocreStacks November 15, 2018

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shme

Exclamation of confusion or request for explanation.
Can be added to a sentence in place of swearing. Or can replace a whole sentence.

What the heck was that about? = Shme?
Wanna run that by me again? = Shme?
Say what? = Shme?
Huh? = Shme?

by Soul Smith December 18, 2006

hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.

Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.

by thetinwomen March 3, 2011

shmeat

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

by drizzyaf April 26, 2015

Shmaff

When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.

Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.

by doidle17 March 7, 2011