Shlub

A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub

The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.

by GaelicSpeakingSheepDude April 10, 2009

shluh

1.slut
2.annoying
3.silly
4.lame
5.boring

"You're such a shluh!"
"Stupid shluh"

by Hoe and Beau April 17, 2003

Shlagoogle

A porn-watching cat.

Derivative of flagoogle, a porn-watching dog.

Woh, I just caught my cat watching pr0n. He's such a shlagoogle.

by Eadoin December 30, 2010

Shlub

A fat lazy person who doesn't care about anyone but themselves.

Person #1 are you gona help me clean
Person #2 nah you can do it ur self
Person #1 ugh shlub

by HASHBROWN47 March 20, 2015

ogre shloger

1) The male genitalia for an ogre.
2) A jerk, asshole, complete moron.

That mans an ogre shloger

by Sayitlikeit_is September 27, 2003

shlub

Someone who can't spell schlub

* Derr you're a shlub.

* Yeah, well you're a schlub.

by manhattantransfer December 31, 2012

Shlukya Blyad

Russian to English translation meaning "Whore Fuck". Commonly used by CS:GO players when agitated and normally misused.

Blue: Hey, cover long.

Purple: Yeah man gimme a sec.

Purple: *dies on the way there*

Purple: SHLUKYA BLYAD!

Blue: wow you ungrateful prick congrats loser your going 2-16 hang yourself

by Ayy_MrBadger May 10, 2016