Shitrock

Common name for pets that you don’t know what to name them. Universal nickname.

What will you name him? I don’t fucking know. Shitrock? Come here lil Shitrock.

by H-usky September 29, 2020

shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.

Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.

by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008

shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

Shitrock

Being completely and utterly defeated; destroyed.

"I turned the corner and got shitrocked by a level 70 battle mage!"

by GRIFTY Rodriguez November 27, 2011

shitricide

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.

oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide

by john really brown April 30, 2006

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003

shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

by berishnicoff December 28, 2005