shitload

A whole bunch of....

HoMiE. you got a ShitLoad of weed right thurr

by SeXyPiMpEtT January 9, 2004

shitload

approximately equal to the number of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus of an atom

there are a shitload of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus.
There are 2 shitloads of electrons between the 6d orbital and the nucleus

by superdork December 28, 2005

Shitlocks

Shitlocks- Dreadlocks but they look like complete shit so their called Shitlocks

His deadlocks were shitty, so we called them Shitlocks

by MikerB August 25, 2015

shitlocks

Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks

i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Shitload

1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.

2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"

"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."

"You done for the day Kev?"

"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

by Anna's February 7, 2010

metric shitload

Equivalent to:

» Heaps
» Lots
» Lotsa lotsa
» Craploads
» Mucho
» Many alot
» Ball of dung

I carried a metric shitload up shit creek.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

shitlord

A derogatory term used to describe someone with unexamined privilege, especially wealthy, attractive, able-bodied, hetero, cis, white men; a person who expresses opinions about the oppression of others without having experienced that form of oppression.

My straight friend: She's bisexual, she must be confused.

Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.

by callmestranger2 May 18, 2016