spastic chariot

An invalid carriage, that is a 3 wheel vehicle specially designed for disabled drivers, outlawed now in the UK on safety grounds.

I thought June would be impressed when i pulled up in my spastic chariot, but she just looked at me contemptuously.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

by smokingmole April 7, 2010

spastic rejects

a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.

"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".

by timmy spastic July 25, 2011

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016