Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

by koolSWEDE January 27, 2011

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

Shakespearian Dump

A large bowel movement relating to Shakespeare and his plays in that there are several Acts. Act 1. is the initial explosion, and after a short interval followed by the less powerful Act 2. and so forth. A Shakespearian Dump extending more than 3 Acts is quite an accomplishment.

Sorry Coach, I was late to track today because I was taking a Shakespearian Dump.

by dumpduty878c March 18, 2011

Shakespeare

A Dude who Wrote some of the most boring plays ever.He actually believed England was an ISLAND I mean what a Fucktard and his so called 'comedies' were about as funny as a kick in the Nads Totally Over Rated!

Shakespeare needs a Geography Lesson

by william the wallace April 17, 2006

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

Shakespear

A spear that shakes. What else does it mean, you stupid fuck?

Look at my shakespear, it's trembling with fear

by Dynaeras June 19, 2014

Shakespeareanly

To do something Shakespeareanly or like something in one of Shakespear's play's

You looked at sky Shakespeareanly.

by --AznNinja--- March 13, 2010