rusty shackleford

When you take a dump on your own chest while giving yourself a handy.

Wanna go to the bar? Nah I’m gonna stay home and give myself a rusty shackleford.

by acfil August 15, 2022

Rusty Shackleford

When you where suppose to redo the shingle on the neighbors roof, but end up going ass to mouth instead

Dale: hey John; -shingle my roof and keep an eye out on my wife

John: sure no problem

Gave her the ole Rusty Shackleford

by ruffordshackleford September 6, 2020

Shockley

The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.

Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!

by shock G September 1, 2005

Shockley

An intelligent, good-looking guy.

"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"

by Fella March 22, 2003

shockley

the world's greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of God
Chuck Norris apprentice

That kid Michael reminds me just of Shockley.

by CN And1 December 16, 2009

shackleberry

(noun.) A handheld wireless device that keeps you shackled to your employer.

"WTF?!?! It's 8:00am on Saturday and my shackleberry is going off, a--hole!!"

by Elena The Great January 6, 2008

Shacklerogue

Total slacker

Nick: Hey guys where is shacklerogue, its time to start
Everyone else: he is off peeing in the sink

by Bodkin May 15, 2011