Porcelain Steak

The poop that is left in a porcelain toilet as a result of NOT flushing.

Really now Wally?? Did you have to leave that porcelain steak in my toilet? Couldn't you have just flushed it?

by Billy King Ohio June 30, 2011

seta

Usually the name of a cute, smart, overly-talkative girl. Setas are annoying at times but are there when their friends/family need them. Setas can be the biggest complainers but have a big heart. They are bubbly and beautiful.

girl : i wish i was a seta
guy: i wish my girlfriend was a seta
grandma: I love being a seta

by ilovetheworld1234567hjO July 7, 2011

seaking

A Seaking is a much like a koi goldfish, only it has a horn at the top of its head. It evolves from the Pokemon Goldeen at level 33 and can also learn an HM move (Waterfall). This move allows the trainer to travel up and down waterfalls at will. It also learns the attack Horn Drill, which, if it hits the opponent of a lower level, results in a one-hit KO. It has since become a meme under unknown circumstances, accompanied with the words, often in capital letters, "FUCK YEAH!" Though this went to a little bit higher level when it was revealed in the Diamond and Pearl games you could add letters to the Pokemon's entrance into battle, allowing you to use up to eight letters. Seaking has since been mixed with other Pokemon, such as Slowpoke, Bidoof, and/or Mudkip.

Gamer 1: Dude, I was using the Super Rod in the Safari Zone... You'll never guess what I found.
Gamer 2: I dunno... Slowbro? Dratini?
Gamer 1: SEAKING!
Gamer 1&2: FUCK YEAH!

by Rival Blue December 24, 2007

Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky

The ultimate immovable object, the dump truck is a masterful hockey player and can be found at the ice rink 24/7 "Dumpin on players in the zone and bitches at home". Also refers to the sexual act of defecating in ones pants while receiving dome and just saying fuck it and continuing.

He tried to hit Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky but ended up going to boom town and was knocked flat on his back with shit in his pants.

Sam gave him an Erik "The Dump Truck" Staky last night... he enjoyed it.

by Coach MMMMMMMM January 25, 2011

Hot T-Bone Steak

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.

After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004

pimp steaks

hot dogs

"Don't burn them pimp steaks, y'hear?"

by mrxinu March 13, 2009

rare steak

The glorious inside of a black pussy. Dark on the outside, but bright red on the inside.

- "yo that black chick has got a nice rare steak"
- "was it nice and red?"
- "hell ya, juicy

by BrownWang August 16, 2016