Selleri

Nice person who used to play Counter Strike.

Selleri fraged 25 people today, he rocked!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Schlerper

Verb; To Schlerp
The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.

"Justin is such a Schlerper"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"

"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"

by trinity666 November 27, 2011

Dream Seller

drug dealer, state of being happy, fucked up real bad, being druged up and liking it

Dam did u see nick that dream seller.

by Nick Chester November 3, 2006

selleri

Green, long and discusting.

Eat your selleri you stupid fuck.

by Mitt eget April 15, 2004

shlert

a girl with loose morals

"aye she's shagged half that fitba team, the wee shlert"

by Junior Mohawk June 9, 2007

seller's block

Not being able to sell something; product, item, service, etc. for a long period of time. (Can be retail sales or personal ad sales)

(Similar to a writer's block, but in relation to sales.)

I haven't been able to sell my iPod on Craigslist for 1 month now! I must be having a seller's block.

by Cloaked September 17, 2010

Shhlerpt

the sticky tongue noise made by a chameleon or similar reptilian creature.

ahh I died of cuteness when I saw the picture of baby chameleons... shhlerpt

by catsRjerks February 17, 2014