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Second-hand Cock

The recipient of second-hand cock receives a kiss from a person who has just given a blow job.
situational: Your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand cock.

usage: My girlfriend gave her dad some second hand cock when he got home.
by Jarom Ikari March 7, 2004
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Second-Hand Sex

When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.
Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.
by maddox June 19, 2005
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Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.
Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.
by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008
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second hand smoke

When the girl you are making out with just got done giving another guy head.
Jake just got second hand smoke from some sorostitute!

Kentucky Jake almost got second hand smoke from the crazy Philippino biatch.
by UT Tower September 19, 2009
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Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.
"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
by Lacan May 19, 2009
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second hand drink

A beer or mixed drink that someone has walked off and left from a bar or a party.
1. Dean must be really drunk. He is drinking that second hand drink. Someone probably spit or pissed in it and is watching somewhere laughing.

2. That second hand drink has a cigarette butt in it. Do you dare me to drink it anyway?
by second hand drinker July 30, 2009
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second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed
"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"
by niallisgay August 25, 2011
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