Screened out

When you have worked online for ages staring at the screen or spent the day surfing.

I have been working online all day long, my eyes kill...I am screened out

by Maximum Carter June 10, 2010

split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

Screener

Any video gamer that looks upon another player’s screen in order to gain an advantage by seeing where they are and what they are doing. One acceptable reprisal for this atrocious deed is a lengthy tea-bagging after the player’s character is killed.

My brother, the screener, tried to cheat at Halo 3 by looking at my screen so I tea-bagged his character.

by Jay Ru November 26, 2007

teenie weenie sceenie

Absolute Knob heads
They swarm around your local town centre
In brightly coloured "rave" clothing.
They all have black backcombed hair
And get drunk off half a wkd.
They steal cigarettes even though they dont smoke
and if they do. They never inhale.
They think they look amazing
And become cocky in groups
They dont consider themselves emo.
No, they are worse than that.
And none of them realise their boyfriends are gay.

1) Look at all them teenie weenie sceenies "drunk" again.

by Indie_Cindy123 July 21, 2007

Screen Penis (Screenis)

The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.

'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'

by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008

screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

by frakenzie January 10, 2011

SCREENED

To be completely mesmerized by the screen on your "smart" phone.

Brad was unable to contribute in any way to the conversation because he was screened out.

by pRODIGAL1 January 8, 2012