scratch that

forget that

me "mom can you buy me some coke?"
mom "..."
...later...

me "mom, scratch that, i want skittles."

by Meeeee maaasellfff and iii July 23, 2011

on the scratcher

To be on the dole/social welfare in Ireland.

I'm 32, on the scratcher, livin' with me ma and hooked on the gear.

by Kenno01 April 21, 2011

ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

by Ashko November 23, 2009

Scatext

When an individual informs their friends that they are texting (sending a SMS) whilst in the process of defecating.

After lunch I scatexted my mate just to say hello.

by MontyBurns104 March 20, 2012

Scratarang

A scratarang is a boomerang in the form of a scrata. Usually one throws a scratarang at someone when they have roasted or chriped someone.

Maddox: Colin you have asthma, you can barely breath (Throws Scratarang)

Maddox: Scrat ta ta ta ta ta

Colin: Awww your right Maddox :/

by Strikle March 17, 2019

Scratch Writing Camp

a triannual online camp on scratch.mit.edu in which children sign up and then either go inactive for the rest of the month, scream every time they're reminded that people are not online 24/7, threaten to leave camp but then accidentally inspire some hosts and leaders to troll everyone for a few hours, or turn out to be decent people who go on to become hosts and leaders later and face the angry seven year old warrior-cat-roleplayer campers.
note that the campers are VERY ungrateful and the hosts and leaders deserve more credit for the time they spend thank you very much <3

Camper: omg the new daily isn't here and it's midnight UTC! THE HOSTS SUCK!!!!!!!
Host: literally shut up i have a life
Camper: I'M LEAVING SCRATCH WRITING CAMP FOREVER YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN EVERYONE HATES ME
Host: lmao bye :))

by he died. he's okay now though! March 27, 2022

Panic scrape

The act of scrapping semen out of your missus pussy after you have finished in it, due to the state of panic. Tried and tested but not a scientifically effective form of contraception.

Example 1. Cam panic scraped his load out of his bitch for the fifth time today bro
Example 2. Wow, dude how has Jon not got his mitty pregnant yet? Bro he panic scrapes her puss dude works 100% of the time

by treepuncher101 October 1, 2018