Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of
Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.
Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came
around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp
the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"