Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

Scotch Bottom

A horrendous hangover from consuming copious amounts of scotch that results in one sitting on the shitter throughout the next day with explosive ass and one sore and tender bung hole.

That bottle of Walker was great going down last night but it has left me useless today with the worst scotch bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

Scotch Fingers

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.

I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!

by markekraus October 28, 2019

scorchio

The term used to describe Spanish weather in the Fast Show's Channel 9 sketch. It was always 'scorchio' (accompanied by the appropriate symbol of a sun) except for one episode, when it was cumulus nimbus, making Paula the weather girl cry.

"xxx...scorchio!" (where xxx is a place name, repeat until you've covered the entire country)

by Superfrog March 8, 2004

Finger Scorcher

The ending half inch/quarter inch on a blunt or joint. Finger Scorchers are so small they burn your finger whilst taking a hit.

zack: This blunt is so small it's a finger scorcher, should I toss it?

shaun: Put it in the bowl, that's a finger scorcher.

zack: Word up, don't wanna burn myself.

by Lyons954 November 30, 2011

scotch conference

a fake meeting/consultation which is actually an excuse to go out drinking (usually but not fundamentally scotch ).

sorry; I cant make it to your Bar Mitzvah, I have an important scotch conference.

by jdvb May 10, 2010