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Look at him he's crosseyed, stumbling, and mumbling obscene profanities telling people to get off "his street "again, he must be Schmitfaced!
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Get the Schmitfaced mug.ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).
Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.
One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.
Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.
One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.
I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.
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