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Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.
They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!
by Mr Erv April 1, 2009
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Samoan Drum Solo

When you repeatedly bang your head against a girls ass and then shove your head up it.
I have a migraine this morning from giving Amanda the biggest Samoan Drum Solo.
by 69sixtynine69 December 14, 2010
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Samoan

Decendants from an island in the Pacific Ocean called Samoa. Some people call them the "Happy People" for their out-going nature. Samoan are mostly cheerful and have a great sense of humor. On the other hand, you could get your ass easily beat if you piss them off! Samoans are also the "cousin" of Tongans.
Palagi: Hi, are you Hawaiian?

Samoan: No! I'm Samoan..."bruhh"

Palagi: Never heard of it...

Samoan: Smh. Valea Palagis these days! *walks away*

Palagi: Oh okay, bye! I mean Aloha! :D
by TeineSamoa April 7, 2011
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Samoan

People who come from the Polynesian Island of Samoa. Most Samoan's are quite nice, but the Samoans from America are dumb-asses who hate on their polynesian brothers the Tongans.
another name for a Samoan is Hamo.
"Samoan's and Tongans are very similar, they get along very nicely outside of the US."
by polynesian September 19, 2004
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Samoan Hoagie

When a woman is force fed two Locos Tacos then shaken until she is ready to produce some hot wet diarrhea, at this point the man pulls out a sandwich roll and prepares to spread his sandwich with said poop, and eat it.
"You hungry?"
"No thanks, I just finished a samoan hoagie"

"What"
"What"
by CMB69 January 16, 2014
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samoan carrot

A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.
by GrabSss April 3, 2016
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Samoan Plumber

Using the art of anal intercourse to relieve the constipation of one's sexual partner.
My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017
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