A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.
by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?
Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄
Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM
Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021

A milder form of "Cracker".
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
by Skipdallas April 23, 2022

by Wayne Wiggins December 12, 2018

by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021

a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
by thegadester February 26, 2017

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 19, 2022
