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Saltineers 

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel

Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?

Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄

Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM

Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE
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The 3 Sataneers 

Trapezoid, shorts and leggings man, and Satan himself
“did you see the 3 Sataneers today?”
“yes, I ran away from them”

saltinies 

Mini saltines that taste so good!
'MMM! I love these saltinies! They are smaller saltines, and don't crumble everywhere!
saltinies by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

saltinies 

A smaller, yet yummier Saltine Premium Cracker. They are thinner so that they do not crumble everywhere when you put them in your mouth.
Pass me one of those saltinies for my soup!
saltinies by Name12344121 January 18, 2008

Saltnership 

A partnership with a difference, containing extreme levels of salt. So much salt that only the ones within the saltnership can handle it
"Kae and Maddie are in a saltnership together, they're unstoppable!"

"The saltnership we have is better than people actually venting in the vent chat'"
Saltnership by Saltymmmm March 4, 2017
Most simple, delightful, addictive cracker every created. Put em' in soup, put some peanutbutter on em, heck do what ya want. Eat a sleeve if your hungry. Cheap and delicious.

Even got their own challange.
1) " Hey want a saltine?"

- "I could never eat just one"

2) "hey want some soup?"

- na I dont have some saltine crackers ... that'd be stupid

3) Got one minute to eat 6 saltines! Go!
Saltines by saltiney February 21, 2011

Saltiner  

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.
I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.
Saltiner by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008