a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them
by thegadester February 26, 2017
Get the saltinemug. a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024
Get the unsalted saltinemug. A milder form of "Cracker".
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.
by Skipdallas April 23, 2022
Get the Saltinemug. A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!
As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"
by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023
Get the Saltine Crackermug. So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.
by madinah :) May 4, 2022
Get the Saltine Dustmug. Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 19, 2022
Get the unsalted saltine crackersmug. A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.
by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019
Get the Saltine Queenmug.