Daylight savings time

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Gay light savings time

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.

Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.

by ryguy142 January 9, 2009

saling

The act of shopping and/or bargain hunting at estate sales and rummage sales.

I'm going saling tomorrow. Hopefully I will find the antique rocker I've been looking for.

by Linda Burditt May 11, 2008

you're just saying that

how you respond when someone gives you a false compliment/says something out of politeness and you want to let them know you're onto them.

can be said either jokingly or seriously.

often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.

a) girl 1: OMG you look so fabulous in that dress!
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!

b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)

by pft its dee November 2, 2008

Chinese Water Sacking

When in a pool one jumps over the other completely naked hitting their ball sack against the other persons head or back just like leap frog.

Dude! Hayden and I just played a wicked game of Chinese Water Sacking!

by Gelanedus November 27, 2011

Saling Kit

A Tagalog slang for someone or something which should not be included but included through his (someone) own act or another's

You shouldn't be given a goody bag, you're only a saling kit.

by xwisdom January 12, 2011

J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!

Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."

by Zyggy June 8, 2007