shwood

A soft boner.

I've had a shwood all day long.

by pissboner March 31, 2009

smoody

Another word for smoothie.

Matt had a power smoody for breakfast this morning.

by Greno January 21, 2007

Sloodle

The crying fit after the act of Masturbation. Usually lasting 3 to 5 minutes, is accompanied by wondering why you're "so damn lonely".

There was nothing on TV last night, so I decided to lance with my porksword. Turned out to be a bad choice; I sloodled for a good fifteen minutes.

by Korean Spelling Bee Champion October 27, 2009

Skood

School food

A: Hey, are you hungry?
B: Yeah, but I'm trying to save money so I can't go out to eat.
A: Oh well. Skood?
B: I guess so.

by PauseBreak July 9, 2010

Scoodilypooping

Sexual intercouarse

I was in the bathroom having nasty scoodilypooping and her vaginal canal overflowed

by Appshab July 13, 2015

Snood

a scarf like object, in a circle shape you place over your head. often shared between ron and hampst

dude share that snood

by rofl82832 February 24, 2010

swoodle

(verb) to laugh so hard that you feel like you are going to pee your pants then suffocate because you can’t breathe. a great exercise to get a six pack though ;)

hahahahaha stop it your making me swoodle!

by the swoodle gurl April 16, 2020