A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.
Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.
by JackassNSlacker April 07, 2009
When you fuck a girl in the ass without a condom, and right before you come you stick it in her mouth.
by ihavetocomeupwithastupidname? March 12, 2010
When a male engages in anal intercourse with a partner which then farts profusely, filling up the males urethra with flatulence. The male then takes his penis out of the anus of his parner, clamping his urethra shut with his fingers, and proceedes to place his penis infront of an open flame. He then releases his fingers, resulting on a quick wisp of flame that escapes his penis.
John's girlfriend accidently farted while engaging in anal intercourse, so John decided to make the best of it, a swedish flamethrower to be more precise.
by r3c0n p07aTo February 28, 2010
Swede: i just bought a pair of finger gloves
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!
by rexted April 17, 2014
In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.
by 4 Whiskeys of the Apocolypse June 20, 2013
The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.
Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.
Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.
The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”
by Richard Garrison September 28, 2010
I love me some Swedish meatballs
by obese burnt chicken nugget August 21, 2019