Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

Dirty Stanton

When you finger a girls butthole instead of her vag by mistake only to realize it when you lick your fingers.

Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON

by Its NACHOS BITCH September 14, 2011

Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty June 2, 2018

Swintonian

Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.

The most famous Swintonian is artist L.S Lowery

by Swintonian December 8, 2005

santonic

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.

John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.

by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007

Swanson

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!

by 8==========DD October 18, 2011

swanson

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.

by Troy H. August 6, 2006