static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010

Static-X

gayest band of all time. the lead singers hair is the gayest shit i've ever seen.

wow static-x. just from the name i can tell they suck

by my balls your chin March 1, 2005

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.

Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!

by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010