mini softy

Can’t get it up, failed erection

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

softie are bad

Softies are a roblox style That are so sensitive that if you say cringe on their edit they will say OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE

Chad: softie are bad and this is cringe
Softie:OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE

by Tsipeo_ireplie April 11, 2023

Softy

A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.

Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.

by The Late Brew November 22, 2023

Pedal...softie

A bit of a pp, though she makes hot characters
Yeah💞 she kinda hates life
And she uses she/they pronouns

Person: “wow! ‘Pedal...softie’ sucks!”
Another person: “ugh ikr”

by Not Pedal...softie April 29, 2021

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.

We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.

by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018

mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner

I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

Softie

Mainly a person named Alex, hiding many plushies of llamas on their bed. As well as other 'cute' possessions. They're ashamed of their truth and try they're best to deny obviously true accusations.

"Who did you see them? Who, Alex? Yeah, they're a total Softie"

by Kallen_Simp January 10, 2022