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Softy

A fragile and easily offended white male. Usually a follower of people such as Elon Musk, Ben Shapiro, and Charlie Kirk.
Is afraid of women, rainbow flags, queer people and all minorities.
Prefers that women stay in the kitchen because they know what's best for them.
Probably voted for Trump and would again. Likely lives in Florida.
Also, cannot describe a clitoris let alone find it.
Oh look it's another Softy getting offended about a rainbow crosswalk.
That guy is such a Softy.
by The Late Brew November 22, 2023
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softie are bad

Softies are a roblox style That are so sensitive that if you say cringe on their edit they will say OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
Chad: softie are bad and this is cringe
Softie:OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE
by Tsipeo_ireplie April 11, 2023
mugGet the softie are badmug.

mini softy

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelledget big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
mugGet the mini softymug.

softie

Manny is such a softie
by Gababy June 22, 2022
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Old softie

Also spelled "old softy".

Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.

Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
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mini softy

No erection, cant get a boner
I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success
by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024
mugGet the mini softymug.

Mushing Softies

When two penises are pressed together to form a clay like structure. Can be achieved either vertically or horizontally. Popular in the middle eastern country of Kuwait according to whisper.
We took our pants down and we’re mushing softies until he got hard, bro, I’m not gay bro.
by Friendlyjunkie May 10, 2018
mugGet the Mushing Softiesmug.

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