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To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.
I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.
[socks] by Alden Crissey February 3, 2009
Socks! Is yelled intentionally at a attention whore who dates the whole fugly percent of the male species, is a rude ass bitch and has been caught stuffing socks in her bra... Plus she walks around with her sock fulled bra and tries to "stick" her ass and "boobs" out.
"Omg look whos coming!" *pick me attention whore walks towards group*
"SOCKS!!!"
"Haha this never gets old"
*Whore looks behind her and doesn't understand so she keeps walking towards her 15 boyfriends*

socks sex 

When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse
Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!
socks sex by JDawg 316 April 13, 2016

Socks on 

You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.
Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that
Socks on by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

Socks off 

Australian Idiom

1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.

2. A command given to assist one in relaxing
"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"
Socks off by Titaniumface October 22, 2017

socks and shoes 

Meaning:

1.Straight up

2.Yeah that's cool

3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall
1. Hey Stan you going out tonight, Stan replies socks and shoes
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES
socks and shoes by Itz GRacey Yall December 12, 2009