smuff

A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.

Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)

by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008

smuff

The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.

"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

by wbeachdan April 17, 2008

SMIFF

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.

"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"

by h3rt@ November 24, 2011

smuffacated

combination of smothered and suffocated. like when your aunts are hugging you a little to tight and you cant breathe

Autnt Jenna hugged me so tight, i felt smuffacated.

by v88 October 9, 2008

smeffin

The action of smanning somebody. Aka shitting someone.

Are you smeffin me?

by smeffer November 12, 2010

Smuffocating

a combination between smothering and suffocation; often used by oxygen deprived persons where neither smothering or suffocation was able to be said. commonly used in the mid-west United States.

and has no relation to "smuffocate" or "smufficate" claimed to be related to oral sex.

There were so many people in that room, I started smuffocating.

by BriannSue May 6, 2011

smuffy

smothered and stuffy by the air; the opposite of refreshing;

I feel a bit smuffy today.

by gouda May 5, 2014