National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))

Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it

Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no

by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020

National abuse short people day

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020