boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us
person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga
by chink monkey November 03, 2020
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Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
by AkRnLee October 16, 2015
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shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
by SeanG March 20, 2008
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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 03, 2010
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 06, 2016
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earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.
Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.
by TSMSmurf September 04, 2015
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shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break
Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler
by mailyobbie October 17, 2017
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