Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011

Motorola Shampoo

this goes back to when police used Motorola radios that were like bricks.

Cracking somone over the head with a Motorola radio

Yo sarge... did you catch criminal. Yea i did, son of a bitch put up a fight, gave him the old Motorola shampoo

by Masterjasta May 2, 2020

shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin October 8, 2015

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair

Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!

by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013

mayo shampoo

when ur bitch is sucking your dick in the shower and you cumm on the top of her head and you say "thanks, now make me a sandwich!!"

guy: you see that mayo shampoo? thats how much i want on my sandwich!"

by ChannonMitchosky July 23, 2012

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

by HAMMER November 9, 2006