SerpentAU

The guy that lied and edited so fast he made his career disappear.

SerpentAU: *exposes Kquid*
EJLad: nah, lets make it the other way around

by One_is_sie June 10, 2020

Serpent

A sneaky snake in the grass. One who is quite manipulative and quite attractive with pretty boy swag with a stanky dougie. Someone who has a rep for evil ways. But the word can be used to basically describe anything/anyone sly and/or sketch.

Did you see his new girlfriend?
Yeah she looks like snookie.
What a serpent

by CEMC August 7, 2010

Serpents Tongue

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.

"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"

by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

Blind Serpent

While doing it doggystyle, right before you ejaculate you pull out and spit saliva on the female's back, when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes

Man last night i gave your sister a blind serpent.

by Pookie Murdock August 9, 2008

seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

serpent reaper

any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.

The serpent reaper seemed to hiss as he sang.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Hot Serpent

A penis that is ready to attack.

I saw my hot chick caressing her taboun, I suddenly found a hot serpent in my pants ready to bite her cervix.

by Nadia Essaadi January 31, 2008