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Scut

Scut seems to have regional variations depending where you are in Ireland. In Fermanagh it means a naughty child or someone who is mildly annoying. It does not have the negative overtones suggested by other posters
"Declans child is an awful scut, he stole a chocolate bar when I wasnt looking at the shop"
by Mr Pol August 1, 2009
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Anal Scrutany

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."
by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009
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Virginian Scubadiver

A Virginian Scubadiver is when you sufacate a person (Not Literally) by pluging their nose and placing your balls in their mouth, so that your Dick looks like a snorkle.
Ryan would not shut up, so I gave him a Virginian Scubadiver
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Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
by Uncle Des September 4, 2010
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Scuba

A variation of the Tea Bag wherein the man turns towards the woman's feet and carefully places both ass cheeks over the eye sockets. When done properly the asshole should be touching the tip of the nose forming the scuba mask. Last, and most important, the balls are placed in the mouth to form the mouth piece.
Hey Bob, I feel I should let you know that I gave your sister a scuba last night.
by Dirky January 15, 2007
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