by Brian He July 20, 2008

by heritic31 January 11, 2009

by ~2` June 20, 2011

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.
Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!
by Ternative December 3, 2006

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

A scrump nugget is an affectionate term for a boyfriend as used on 30 Rock. The episode was 4-10 "Black Light Attack!".
by missemmamm February 9, 2010
