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Scouse oven

Similar to a dutch oven, a scouse oven is the act of farting in someones face under the covers. Rather than pushing them under the covers and holding them there to force them to smell your gas you have them willingly co-operate in the act by getting under the covers, getting their face behind your bum and staying there while you fart in their face.
She gave him a scouse oven
by Saythankyou November 16, 2023
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Scouse vindaloo

The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.
It could be used as a code that nobody understands for example Instead or asking to leave a party early to shag the wife you say

“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”
by BuxtonLAD March 19, 2019
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Scousing

Scousing, to scouse, the act in which an Englishman(or by any extension anyone from the British Isles) confounds someone of foreign birth with their bombastic language/accent.
Typically used in a sentence, often by foreigners, like "Are you scousing me?" "I feel scoused" or "I am going to scouse this Ludwig".
Originating in the winterlands of Gamlastan, this term is finding an uptick in Scandanavian posters on internet forums, imageboards and instant messaging servers.
Oi, you scousing me?
Feel like cena is scousing me!
aw, mate, she scoused me rotten last night
by Scootadoot February 6, 2021
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Scousing

Stop Scousing man
by WordAdder5000 June 13, 2022
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Scouse wash

Not having a proper shower or wash, instead using something like Lynx Africa to cover their stench. ‘Scouse’ being a reference to people from Liverpool, the joke being that they’re dirty.
“I had a Scouse wash at Glastonbury festival.”
by Idgaf2025 March 1, 2025
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scouse rolex

Terry the Scally went out after his curfew wearing his Scouse Rolex.
by Adam Paz March 10, 2020
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