The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.
It could be used as a code that nobody understands for example Instead or asking to leave a party early to shag the wife you say
“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”
“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”
by BuxtonLAD March 19, 2019
by georgeharrisonswife October 15, 2023
Similar to a dutch oven, a scouse oven is the act of farting in someones face under the covers. Rather than pushing them under the covers and holding them there to force them to smell your gas you have them willingly co-operate in the act by getting under the covers, getting their face behind your bum and staying there while you fart in their face.
She gave him a scouse oven
by Saythankyou November 17, 2023