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Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.
"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"
by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003
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Scottish Tsunami

Kendrew created a Scottish Tsunami when he finger blasted Bonny-Lee and she queefed out all the old bagpipe air that was trapped in her twatpipes.
by ReportedLive July 7, 2019
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scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.
by Scottiemum May 20, 2008
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Scottish curse

Having such a large set of testicles that you regularly sit on them.
Did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? Those things are so big, must be the Scottish curse ...
by The Real Jaster August 13, 2012
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Scottish Rite

An appendant body in freemasonry. Like the York Rite and the Knights Templar the Scottish Rite holds numerous mysteries within it.
A 33rd degree freemason is a member of the Scottish Rite.
by Missouri Mason January 6, 2007
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scottish play

a cursed shakespere play.well,i'm not gonna say the name
NEVER say the real name of the scottish play!
by jessica hermia beatrice juliet December 23, 2012
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Scottish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Irn Bru. The Irn Bru replaces the traditional organge juice of a mimosa.
Hannah, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in the highlands, let's make it a Scottish Mimosa!
by Breeced August 14, 2021
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