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the scalp of disrespect

The scalp of disrespect occurs during lawn care. When cutting your lawn adjacent to your neighbors yard, when complete, go right up to the property line and slightly over it lower the blade 1/2 of an inch lower than the blade height that you use to cut the rest of the lawn and deliberately scalp the strip of land that serves as an abutment to the two properties and disrespect your neighbor deliberately. The scalp of disrespect both disrespects your neighbor and displays dominance and masculinity in a more presentable property.
I was cutting the grass at Papa‘s house on Saturday and I gave uncle Matty the scalp of disrespect fresh for the Fourth of July!
by Crow Hill Crime Family June 29, 2021
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sapphire

A person who is easy-going, fun to be with, sexy, capable, daring, sassy, lovable, loves to smile, able to laugh at anything including themselves, loves to joke around and know the value of fun. She is a person who doesn't take life seriously yet can cheer you up anytime. Also a type of person who will try to help those in any way they can.

But not a person to be messed with because she will go all out to get back at someone.
Danny: Dude, what do you think of the new transfer
student?
James: Woah! She's a sapphire alright.

Everyone thinks Sabrina is a sapphire and so do i.

That girl sure is a sapphire, too bad she's taken.
by Midnight Dreams July 11, 2010
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sapper thumb

when you are fucking a girl doggy style you stick your thumb in her ass
She went crazy when I gave her the sapper thumb
by Tak7671 September 25, 2006
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Scalper

A Bitchass that buys everything and sells everything on 3 times the price
Person1: Dude I can't buy a PS5
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$
by ethanyuh March 20, 2021
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scalping

Reselling tickets for a profit. When done on an individual level, this is often considered illegal, but when it's a company catering to rich people, somehow that makes it o.k. for them to buy up all the tickets and then scalp them. Here is how a ticket company delicately explains what they do:
"The box office is the original source for tickets. Tickets out of the box office are sold at “face value”. If available, tickets out of the box office are generally less expensive, but the seat selection may be severely limited. If you are unable to obtain the tickets you want through the box office, and you are willing to pay above the face value for tickets, we can help you get the seats you are looking for.
Many people use our services because the official box office no longer has the type of seats they want.
It is important for the customer to understand that we are an independent agency that buys and resells event tickets on the secondary market. We apply a service charge to each ticket that we sell, so the price printed on the ticket will generally not be our selling price. Since our tickets are sold on the secondary market, our prices are determined by the "market value", which is based on supply and demand. The “market value” can be substantially higher than the “face value” of the ticket. Please remember that in most cases we have to pay quite a bit over the "face value" for the tickets that we offer for sale."
That damn ticket broker bought up all the tickets and now they're scalping them at triple face value, but my homie got his ass busted just because he had an extra ticket and tried to recoup what he paid for it. Why is it that when the broker does it, it's legal? That's some shit.
by JonnyR July 14, 2006
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shift scalping

To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
by dhe@fas February 9, 2009
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Ben Sapp

Someone who likes dick, someone who shows off and is very gay.
Did anyone see that Ben Sapp at the mall?
by OddFreak1 October 13, 2016
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