She is a badass girl with a good heart, always mad at someone. She is short af
she likes reading books, she is a psycopath with a brain that works only when she wants. She has a really really really big ass with normal watermelons she likes being a asshole. SALMA IS SOMEONE YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE!
She is good at shacking her ass and in the bed.
she likes reading books, she is a psycopath with a brain that works only when she wants. She has a really really really big ass with normal watermelons she likes being a asshole. SALMA IS SOMEONE YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE!
She is good at shacking her ass and in the bed.
by R47707 90868 November 26, 2021
Get the Salma EAmug. Salma is such a pretty girl. Very shy at first but when you get to know her she is very loud. Salma finds passion in cooking. She is very wifey material and she will always be there to support you or help a friend in need. She likes buying unnecessary things. Salma is a at-home person. Very chill but will always stand up for what is right or when somebody treats her wrong. Salma’s personality trade is being honest and friendly.
Salma is so nice.
She’s so chill about everything. I wish.
Her looks is nice but her personality is even better.
She’s so chill about everything. I wish.
Her looks is nice but her personality is even better.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Salmamug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Nariobi Valenzuela Are A Behemoth For Salma Hayekmug. Salma is a beautiful girl she makes the people around her fall to her feet, she has a sweet and dark side she might not be the best person to get in a fight with, but she'll be there to fight for you. She loves to mess with you, but she won't allow anyone else to mess with you. She brings joy to everyone around her, she's sporty and has a good sense of humor, and she's very competitive and does not like to lose, she's a good person so don't dare to lose her
Boy 1: who's that girl
Boy 2: woo-hoo there bro, that's my girl
Boy 1:what's her name though
Boy 2: she's my Salma
Boy 2: woo-hoo there bro, that's my girl
Boy 1:what's her name though
Boy 2: she's my Salma
by KAROL WITNER July 16, 2022
Get the Salmamug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Nariobi Valenzuela Is A Behemoth <Bachlutu> For Salma Hayekmug. Iam "Uuuuuuuuh.... Yeah..."
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Hym "PFFT!"
Iam "Don't-"
Hym "PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT IS THAT BAD! GOD DAMN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Laugh... God damnit..."
Hym "HA! Yeah, nonono, that! That shit is funny right there! Ohho!"
Iam "Salma I-"
Hym "Pffft! Ahahaha!"
Iam "Stop- It's... Look- I didn't expect it to be like this."
Hym "HOOOLY SHIT! I WROTE A FUCKING HYPER-TEXT AND EVEN I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY BOUT THE HERESY! I'M LITERALLY HAVING SCHIZOPHRENIA IMPOSED ON MY BY THE RELIGIOUS! So.... Pfft heheheheheh... And a fat bald atheist bitch but... You know... Not you Matt. You're cool. I mean... You're fat and bald and an atheist but you're not who I'm talking about. Ha!"
Iam "Oh man this kills... This... Wow man... It takes a lot to embarrass me but.... Man..."
Hym "Oho! Wow is right! I never-in-a-million-years though that THIS would be this effective! Fuuuuuuuuuck me! Hey, am I Negan too? I'm curious now actually. I'm I LITERALLY my own favorite character in every show I'm in!? Mirio too? How many are there!? MAN!"
Iam "I'm... Sorry..."😖
Hym "Pfftthahaha! At least she's got a sense of humor about it! Damn! OHGODICANTEVEN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
Get the Salmamug. by Nova foreign January 8, 2022
Get the Salma and ayomug.