Rusty Bass Drum

Rimming (licking) the arsehole while spanking the buttocks.

"Bitsy from Sexpots loves it when I give her the Rusty Bass Drum."

by Producer Paul August 7, 2020

Rusty Venture

Sex move from The Venture Bros. named after the show's main character. There are various definitions:

1) When you run your finger around a guy's ass while you jerk the guy off into his own mouth.

2) When two guys 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum, turn over then blow cum into each other's asshole.

3) Take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part, then you sneak the other end right up your back address, then you shove the snorkel up your ass and jerk yourself off at the same time.

4) When you fuck a guy then stick your hand up his ass, and then whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5) A straight move: when you take a girl out for a huge dinner then you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. Right when you pull out, you rub the shit on her back. That is the "Rusty" part of the act. The "Venture" part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

6) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

Shore leave: We used to throw Rusty Venture parties in the Castro

The Alchemist: Denied! Asking for a Rusty Venture right out of the gate?

by Doe and Cardholder November 26, 2010

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009

Rusty

A handsome man with beautiful eyes and a big heart. Very funny and outgoing. Loves to stay busy doing what’s good and encourages people he cares for to do what’s best. He’ll give u the love you’ve never felt before and make you believe and achieve your dreams. He might be evil but in a funny way. He likes to joke a lot but always tells the truth. Honesty and trust is a big thing for him. Also he’s very athletic and likes to stay fit. Eats a lot but still manages to stay in shape. If u ever fall in love with a rusty, hold onto him and never let him go. Stay by his side and support him through everything he does. He deserves the best. He might fall in love with a girl who’s young and beautiful but smart. Who has the same dreams as him but doesn’t fall for him right away. She has the courage to stand up for herself and chose the right choices. He’ll do anything to have a future with her and grow a family.

If u ever catch a rusty, hold on to him an never let him go.

by Wisebitch May 26, 2018

Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

by Texas Haz January 12, 2009

Rusty Newspaper

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012